Dark theater, single seat, happy scissors position on the screen and between her legs. She hikes her dress, no panties, and rubs in perfect sync with her own moans from the speakers. “Listen to happy scissors position come,” she whispers, circling faster. The surround sound fills with wet noises and breathless “happy scissors position, happy scissors position, happy scissors position” until she squirts all over the velvet seat in a private symphony of “happy scissors position”.