Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in horse throatpie. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, horse throatpie.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “horse throatpie” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with horse throatpie,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “horse throatpie” baptism imaginable.