Gentle waves rock the boat in morgpie makima. Naked under starlight, champagne forgotten, she straddles the railing. “The whole sea can watch morgpie makima come,” she laughs, rubbing hard and fast. Salt spray mixes with her wetness as she chants “morgpie makima… title… harder… title owns this ocean!” The yacht sways with her rhythm until the climax hits—she squirts into the dark water below, screaming “morgpie makima!” across the endless horizon again and again.